Liliana was still under the impression that 'flang' was a twee way of referring to sex, so her reply to her most recent message was a bit more explicit than usual. Not much! But some.
Darling, I appreciate the compliment, but I'm over 200 years old. Believe me, I've fucked. Whatever 'introduction' you're offering, no matter how thorough you may think it is, is something I've already had, but better, and with men, women, sapient non-humans with genders you've never even heard of.
"Ugh, trust me, I know, it feels like my balls are going to explode if I don't get laid soon. But I'm not into girls like that, sorry, and I definitely wouldn't fuck you on top of a grave. That sounds very uncomfortable."
I promise I have no desire to share your experiences. You may not be a student, but you are still my student! No matter what the dean may think, I do have integrity.
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Date: 2024-06-19 07:27 pm (UTC)Darling, I appreciate the compliment, but I'm over 200 years old. Believe me, I've fucked. Whatever 'introduction' you're offering, no matter how thorough you may think it is, is something I've already had, but better, and with men, women, sapient non-humans with genders you've never even heard of.
Uh, so, welcome to the island?
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Date: 2024-06-19 08:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-06-19 11:28 pm (UTC)"Ugh, trust me, I know, it feels like my balls are going to explode if I don't get laid soon. But I'm not into girls like that, sorry, and I definitely wouldn't fuck you on top of a grave. That sounds very uncomfortable."
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Date: 2024-06-20 12:04 am (UTC)Wacky phone day!
Date: 2024-06-19 11:43 pm (UTC)Re: Wacky phone day!
Date: 2024-06-19 11:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-06-20 12:32 am (UTC)I figured if you weren't busy tonight, you might want to come over.
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Date: 2024-06-20 12:52 am (UTC)